A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School.
Teacher : Whats Your Name ?

Boy : Ahmad
Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today.

Boy Went Home.
Mom Asked: How Was The Day Ahmad.
Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny.
Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up.

Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised.
Teacher :What Happend Johnny?

Boy : Ma'am, Just 4 Hours After I Became American,
I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis :P