Santa Banta Jokes

Sir: Angrezo Ne CHAND par PANI
aur BARAF ki Khoj Kr Li Hai.
Batao isse Tumne Kya Sikha
Santa: Bas Hume Ab sirf DAARU
aur NAMKEEN Leke Jana hai..


Santa Kangal Hone Par Biwi Se Bola-
'Tum Bacho Ko Nani Ke Yaha Bhej Do
Tum Apni Maa Ke Pass Chali Jao
Mera Kya Hai,
Mai Sasural Chala Jaunga'


Ma-Q ro rahe ho
Santa-Sir ne mara
Ma-Q
Santa-wo Banta ko dant rahe the to maine use misal di dar mat JO KUTTE BHONKATE H WO KAT TE NAHI


Santa ne Beti ke Room me cigrette Dekha..
Oh God, She Smokes
Wisky Dhekha..
Oh God, She Drinks
Fir Ladke ko Dekha..
Thank God, Ye sab iska hai


Santa's Son Was filling a form..
Son- Papa, Mother toungue me kya likhu?
Santa- Likh de Very Long and Uncontrolable


Why did Santa fall out the window?
Ans: He was ironing the curtain.


Interviewer: Imagine, in a Closed room howcan you escape if it caught fire?
Santa: Simple,
Stop imagining.........


Sir Y r u fighting
Santa This fool left the answer sheet blank
Sir So what?
Santa Even I did the same think now teacher will think we both copied


1 deewar par likha tha
'Yaha kutte SUSU karate Hai'
Santa ne waha SUSU kia, Fir Haas ke Bola
Ise kehate Hi Dimag SUSU maine kia naam kutte ka Aaya