A kanjoos boy fell in love wid kanjoos girl
Girl: jab dad so jayenge to main gali me sikka fek dungi, tum turantandr aa jana...
Lekin boy sikka fekne k 1 ghante baad aaya.
Girl: itni der q lga di?
Boy: wo main sikka dhund rha tha.
Girl- pagal wo to dhaaga baand k feka tha, wapas khich liya :):)