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Q. In which battle did Tipu Sultan die?
A. His last battle.

Q. How do u stop acid indigestion?
A. Stop drinking acid!

Q.Where was the declaration of independence signed?
A. At the bottom of the page!

Q. What's the main reason for divorce?
A. Marriage!

Q. Ravi flows in which state?
A. Liquid state!

Q. When was Quaid e Azam born?
A. On his birthday..