Dost beer pee rahe the,ki table pe rakha mobile baja.
boy:hello
gf:janu i m in market kya mai 50000 rs ka gold set le lu?
boy :ha janu lelo
gf: silk suit bhi, jo 5500rs ki hai?
boy:1 nahi ,2,4 lelo
gf: :Ook dear tumhara credit card mere pass hai, usi se le rahi hu
boy:ha theek hai
sare dost:tu pagal hai ya tuje chad gayi hai ya tu hume batana chahta hai k tu gf ko kitna chahta he.
boy: wo sab chodo pehle ye batao k ye mobile kiska hai

her ek frnd kamina hota hai... :D