Happy New Year to All My friends

KHUDA KRE AAP KO NAYA SAAL RAAS AA JAYE 
JISE AAP CHAHTE HO VO AAPKE PASS AA JAYE 
IS SAAL KUWARE NA RHE AAP
AAP KA RISHTA LEKAR AAPKI SAAS AA JAYE

Lyf Style:- Agr koi tumhe patthar mare..To tumhra farz h k Tum us pr phool phenko.....
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wo bhi........
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gamle ke saath.
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Sir phod do saale ka.

Ultimate Bezzati :D Son of a powerful politician was boasting in a
party: Do you know who my father is? Another guy: Shame on you. You are a grown up
guy and still you don't know who your father is. :-

New Theory
Argument wins the person, but loses the relation.
So don't argue with ur friends jst..............................
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Slap them & say, kam bol kamine (talk less idiot)..................:P:P

Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge...Think...
"GADHE YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"

Santa Singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Banta Singh: Post office.

A NEW YEAR A New Challenge A New Goal A New Optimism A New Aproach A New Mission A New Resolution Wishng U a very "Happy New year"

Dost beer pee rahe the,ki table pe rakha mobile baja.
boy:hello
gf:janu i m in market kya mai 50000 rs ka gold set le lu?
boy :ha janu lelo
gf: silk suit bhi, jo 5500rs ki hai?
boy:1 nahi ,2,4 lelo
gf: :Ook dear tumhara credit card mere pass hai, usi se le rahi hu
boy:ha theek hai
sare dost:tu pagal hai ya tuje chad gayi hai ya tu hume batana chahta hai k tu gf ko kitna chahta he.
boy: wo sab chodo pehle ye batao k ye mobile kiska hai

her ek frnd kamina hota hai... :D

It's the sweetest thing to do.
Do it the bed, on a sofa,
in the bathroom or anywhere!
U must never stop doing it.
It's called Prayer! God bless u

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new o ne everyday..

HEIGHT OF COURAGE


A senior student while ragging a junior


I will kiss ur wife on ur wedding


Junior answers Thats ok sir but i will marry ur sist

Girl to her boyfriend: Very Nice mobile! Where did you Buy It?

Boy: I won this In a running race.

Girl: WOWW How many people participated?

Boy: Well, it was really tough, peoples participated are MOBILE OWNER, POLICE And ME. :P

mera paisa kaab doge

Sent:
27/11/2011
7:40pm

ye msg sb dosto ko send karo 90% bewakuf pura msg padhe bina hi reply karenge konse paise?

I'm Bevkuf

I'm fool

I'm Paagal

I'm Idiot

I'm nalayak

I'm ullu

Abe dheere bol
yaha tk awaz aa rahi hai

New Style of break up
A boy gifted a Diwali rocket to his GF
GF: Wat d hell is dis?
Boy: U wanted stars na now sit on this n get lost..!!

Smartness VS Intelligence
Einstein and Banta are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
Einstein says, "Let's play a game. I will ask you a
question. If you don't know the answer, you pay
me only $ 5 and if I don't know the answer, I will
pay you $500."
Einstein asks the first question: What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?
Banta doesn't say a word, reaches his pocket and pulls out a $ 5.
Now, it's Banta's turn.
He asks Einstein, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs?"
Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends.
After an hour, he gives Banta $500.
Einstein going nuts and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"
Banta reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $ 5. :P :D

A wife hit Her husband with frying pan
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husband-what was that for??
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wife-i found a paper in your pocket,
with the name jenny on it!!!
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husband -i played a race last week and jenny was
the name of my horse!!! wife-huh----- m sorry!!!!
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next day.
wife again hit him wit the frying pan!! .
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husband-why??????
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wife-your horse is on the phone. :P

Santa-Aaram se Baitha tha
Banta-Kam karo
Santa-MAi Garmi me kaam Nahi karta hu
Banta-Aur Sardi me
Santa-Garmi Aane ka Intezaar karta hu

Mariz:Dr mere paas paise nahi hai
Aap mera Ilaaj kar de to kabhi apke kaam aaunga
Dr:Kya kaam karte ho?
Mariz:Qabar khodata hu.