Smart bikhari

Ek bikhari ko kisi bde aadmi ne Rs100 bhik me diye,
bikhari fir 5 star hotel me lunch krne chla gya,
usne chicken k saath beer pee aur khana khaya,
bill Rs3000 ka ban gya,pr bikhari k pass Rs100 the
wo bill na bhar ska to hotel walon ne use police ko pkda diya,
usne police wale ko Rs100 diye aur chuut gya...