Smart bikhari

Ek bikhari ko kisi bde aadmi ne Rs100 bhik me diye,
bikhari fir 5 star hotel me lunch krne chla gya,
usne chicken k saath beer pee aur khana khaya,
bill Rs3000 ka ban gya,pr bikhari k pass Rs100 the
wo bill na bhar ska to hotel walon ne use police ko pkda diya,
usne police wale ko Rs100 diye aur chuut gya...

Laughing at ur own mistake canlengthen ur life Research says
But
Laughing at ur Wife's mistake can Shorten ur Life Experience says

Once there was a fight between me and a Tiger
I ran away
Why?
To save the Tiger only  r left
Other wise u know me

Teacher:Class we will have only half a day of school this morning
Class:Hooray
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon

cat-how old r u ?.
elephant- 5yr.
cat-bt u look big,
elephant-i m a complan boy,
cat-i m 30yr,
elephant -bt u look so small,
cat-jhandu kesari jevan badti umar mano tham se jaye .

Wo Aankh Badi Hi Pyari Thi Jo Usne HumKo Maari Thi
Hum To Muft Me Pat Gaye yaaro
Hume Kya Pata tha Ki Unko Baba Ram Dev wali Bimari Thi

Boy askd God: why she luvs a Rose which Dies in a day
Bt Does't luv me Who Dies 4 her Evryday
God Replied
Salaa.. Kya Dialog mara Phir se bol 

Bago me phool khilte rahenge
Raat me diye jalte hi rahenge
Dua he RAB se aap khush rahe hamesa
Baki Jeena Haraam to hum karte hi rahenge

Qualified MBA Marketing Student
married a girl.
After 1 year of tough life with her,
finally
...
... he got angry & Sent a note to his
father-in-law:
"Your Product is Not According To
My Requirements"
The smart Father-in-Law replied:
1 year Warranty expired.
Company is not responsible.:P

Madam
Is line ko do lafzo me Bolo
Me Apse pyar krta hu
Santa:Teri meri meri teri prem kahani he mushkil
Do lafzo me ye baya Na ho paye

Teacher-Bade ho kar kya banoge
Snta-Papa kehte h jitna chahe padho
wo nahi ban sakate jochahte ho
Teacher-Kya banna chahte ho
Snta-Lady Doctor

Grl:My Heart is like a Mobile in tat mobile U r d Sim Card
Boy:Im very happy
Grl:Dont b too happy if I get a new offer I will change the sim card

Kabhi pasand na aye sath mera to bata dena ae Dost e BhALOO"

"ham dil pe pathar rakh k tumhein goli maar dengay

(,'')__,=- - - \('-')/
/) ) ( (
| \_ _/_/
thaa
thaa thaa dishu:-/

"(:oye isko bori:)"
,,,mai dal de,,, :-)...!

Santa ne jalate hue makan se 6 logo ko apani jaan pe khelkar Bahar Nikala
Fir bhi usako jail ho gayi
Kyu
kyu
ki wo sab Firebrigade wale the

Mere pyar ko Bewfai ka inam de gaya
Mere Dil ko yaado ka Paigam de gaya
maine kaha mere Dil me Dard hi
To Wo JHANDU BAM de gaya

Banta-Yaar tune itane chote chote baal kyu katwaye,
Santa-Wo yaar hajjam ke paas chutte nahi the 3 rupye maine bola 3 rupye ka aor kaat do

Teacher: When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night.

Teacher: Why did you say that?

Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

A drunk man was strunlin 2 open door with key. 
Frnd askd - Can I help 2open the door? 
Drunk: dude just hold the house straight & i will open the door..

Ladka:hum 25 bhai bahan he 
Ladki:kya aap ke ghar family planning wale nahi aate? 
Ladka:aaye the par school samajh ke vapas chale gaye

Scientists all over the world r
wondering
how long a human being can live
without a brain...
So, Kindly tell them ur age plz......

She: Hi Baby ^.^
Him: Hi My lovely .. (Sending fails)

She: Are u here?
Him: Yes Yes im here (sendingfa ils)
...
She: Are u ignoring me or what!!!
Him: Honey im not... Im right here... / / (Sending
fails)

She: It s over; dont u ever talk to me again!
Him : Damn ! Go to hell :@>-<! (Message sent :P ;D :\

What is d difference Between Luv marriage and an arranged Marriage?
d 1st one is perfect Suicide & the Next one is an arranged Murder

Dadaji- Teri teacher Ghar aa rahi hai ja Chup ja
Pota- Pahle aap chup jao aapki Maut ka bahana Bana kar 2 hafto ki chutti le rakhi hai maine

Grl: I love you
Boy: I love you to
Grl: kitna pyar karate ho?
Boy: Jitna tum karti ho
Grl: kamine Iska matalab tu b time paas kr rha hai

Child in Polybag

1 child wrote letter 2 Shiv g
Dear Shiv
plz mujhe 1 cycle de do
mujhe isaki bhut jrurat h
7 din me cycle n milane par wo mandir gya
or Ganesh ji ki murti utha laya or Shiv g ko letter likha
MR SHIV
Aapka beta mere kabje me h agr apna beta chahiye to kal 12PM mandir k piche cycle le k aa jana

Man Tumhe thand lage to kya karte ho
kanjus Mombati k pas beth jata hu
Man aur jada thand lage to kya karte ho
Kanjus Mombati jala leta hu

Man- Wat's ur Dad name
Boy- His Name is LAUGHING
Man- Ur Mother's Name
Boy- SMILING
Man- U must b Kidding
Boy- No, Dat's my Brother I m Joking

Chillar Party

Boy: I hate to see a Girl standing in a Bus when I am Comfortably Seated
Girl: So what you Do?
Boy: I close My Eyes...!!

Pati- Na kajre ki Dhar Na Motiyo ke haar Na koi kiya singar Fir b kitan sundar ho
Patni- Kamine saaf bol na MAKE-UP k liye paise Nahi Dunga   

I hv saved my Grl Frnds Number As BATTERY LOW
So,
Whenever she calls & Im not around,
My Mom plugs my Phone 2 charger
Unknowingly :-)

A Girl calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem.

Girl: When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. Whatz the joke?
...
Help Desk: Dear Mam, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person standing behind u, they can't read your password.

Girl: Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me.

Wife- Look A thief has entered our House & eating the Cake prepared by Me
Husband- Oh my God
Whom should i CALL?
POLICE or AMBULANCE

Santa call to FM Radio I hv found wallet with Rs 15000 of Mr. Shyam
RJ Sir u want to return it
Santa Nahi re I want 2 dedicate a sad song 4 him

Baniye ki Wife Bimar thi, Light Na hone ke kaaran Candle Jala Di Aur Bola Dr ko Lene ja raha h u  agar lage ki nahi bachogi to Cadle Bhujha Dena

A boy was driving a car on a Highway. A girl on scooty overtook him.

Boy shouted, “Buffalo”

Girl turned back & shouted, “Pig, donkey, Monkey, Stupid boy”

Suddenly she met with an accident. She was hit by a buffalo crossing the road.

MORAL: “Girls never understand what a boy wants to say''

U think of me and I think of U
When v both think of each other
Do u knw what it means?
It means..
V both have no work to do
Dono bekar

Son: Papa kya hm Aeroplane Se Bhgwan k paas ja Sakte hai
Father: Son! Hum Car se b ja sakate hai agr Car Thumhari Mom Drive kare to

Sister 2 bro What r u going 2 gift grandma on her bday
Bro A Football
Sis Bt grandma does not play
Bro On my birthday she gave me BHAGVAT GITA

Husband texts to wife on cell..
"Hi, What r u doing Darling?"

Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types

"Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair..
"Husband: "Bloody English Language!

A man jumped into the river and never came back. . Another man jumped, he also didnot return. .
. Santa's conclusion:Man is soluble in water...!! . Poori chemistry hi hila di..!! ;) :-P

Attachment is not when 2 ppl chat Day & nyt
Its wen Someone mails u n adds an image or data file wid it That file is known as attachment

Sonu- Mai is Bansuri ko wapas karana chahata hoon
Dukandaar- Par Isame kharabi kya hai
Sonu- Yaar
thumhe Dhikhata Nahi Isame kitane Chehed hai.

Fees mafi k liye Application;

To,
The Principal
High School
Sir,
Baat ye hai k mere papa ne mujhe fees k liye 500 diye the.

100 ki doston k sath film daikh li... 150 ki botles or smosay kha liye...

50 ka GIRLFRIEND ko Easy recharge diya.... 200 Ka ENGLISH wali teacher py shrt lga di... Main smjhta tha k unka chkar sirf math's wali Sir k sath hai... Par Unka CHAKAR AAp k Sath b aiy...

Ab AAP k pass 2 hi Raste hain

1= meri fees maaf kr do
ya
2=mein aap ka raz fash kr don

your obedintly Student

PAPU :ppppp

Woh hamari gali me aaye
Woh hamari gali me aaye
aur chillake bole
Raddi Wala!!!

Height of Begging:
A sleeping Begger puts up a Notice Board in Front of him
.
.
Please do not make noise by Dropping Coins..
Offer Notes Only!!

Makan Malik Mai tumako kiraya dene k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hoon
Golu Theek he ji mai Diwali Holi or Chrismas ke 3 din select karata hoon

Cheating

Unknown call..

He: do u have a boyfriend?
She: yes, who are u?
He: I'm your brother ! Just wait till i come home!!/:):D=D

Another unknown call

He : do u have a boyfriend ?
She : no no I don't
He : what ? :O I'm ur boyfriend , u just break my heart
She : no no no darling I'm sorry I though u r my brother
He : =D right ! I'm ur brother Just wait till I come home , i'll show u later .....

Dil ko pata tha wo zarur aayengi,
Dil ko pata tha wo zarur ayengi par kabhi socha na tha ki
Surprise me KAMBAKHT apana PATI bhi saath layegi...!

SRK and his son Aryan gone 4 movie Ra.one first day first show
After half and hour
Aryan: papa ghar chalo na stargold pe Dabangg aanewali hai....!!! ! :P

Why does the needle of a Magnetic
compass always point North?

Because Rajnikanth lives in south
&
nobody dares to point at him...!

5 Brother

High Level Insult

Aik bacha park mai bench pe betha
1 k bad 1 toffee kha rha tha.
Pas bethi 1 orat boli:
Jo ziada metha khatay hen
wo jaldi mar jatay hen.

Boy:
ap ko malum hay meri dadi ki age 106 saal thi.

Orat:
wo metha kam khati hongi.

Boy:
nahi,
Wo apny kaam se kaam rakhti thi...:P :D

Aishwarya Ke Baby Ne Susu Kiya
Abhishek Saaf Karne Gaya!!
Itne Me Baby Ne Kaha
Mujh Per Ek Ehsaan Karna, Ki Mujh Per Koi Ehsaan Mat Karna..!!

What is the Difference between Falling frOm 10th floOr and 1st floOr .. ??
From 10th floOr ..
AAAAAAAAAAAA dhup
FrOm 1st floOr..
Dhup ..AAAAAAAAAAA

CAUTION,Jokes Ahead:-):-)

A little boy wanted Rs500, so he prayed 4 weeks, but nothing happened.
Finally he decided 2 write a letter 2 God requesting Rs500.

... When post office staff received a letter addressed 2 God, they forwarded it 2 the President.

President was so amused, she instructed her secretary 2 send the little boy Rs 500.

As she thought Rs500 would be a lot of money for him she sended Rs 200.

The little boy was delighted wit Rs200 & decided 2 write a thank u note 2 God.

'Dear God, Thank u very much 4 sending d money. However,
I noticed dat u ev sent it through 'Rashtrapati Bhavan' & those corrupt donkeys ate my 300 rupees! :/ :P

Boy secretly opens his Girlfriend Mobile to See, what name has she saved his Number?
He was shocked to see his name,
Recharge Waale Bhaiya ;-)

Gabbar: are oh sambha ye kon log he jo SMS nahi karte
Sambha: sardar ye woh log hai jo miss call karne ke bad b balance check karte hai

Jailer- Tum jail me kuyn ho?
Santa- Maine Bank Luta. Lekin Paise wahi ginane lag gaya Qki waha likha tha Counter Chhodne se pehale paisa Gin lo 

In Questions ka Sahi Jawab Do to jane .. :) :) 

1. Which two students look sleepy?

2. Which two students are twins?

3. Which 2 are the girl twins?

4. How many gals n boys r there in the pic? 

Ek moti Aurat ne chor pakra or

us k uper baith gayi or naukar se

kaha- ja police ko bula

Naukar : Meri chappal kahan hai ?

Chor bola abey meri pehan le or jaldi ja....lolz

Best Way Of Removing Tension Is Not Saying... "All Is Well"
But Just Sit
In A Corner, Close Your eyes And Say. "Sab kutte hai saale... :P

Ek larki ghar se bhaag gaee
3 din baad wapis aai
Father ghussay se bOla
''Ab kya lynay i ho?
Larki
''bareek pin wala charger...!:P:D

Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
k
cream biscuit main cream hoti hai
lekin
tiger biscuit main tiger nahi hota O.o

Cute Dog

A few things american movies taught their kids-

1 Chinese have nothing better to do than teach or practice kung fu.

2. More than 50% of the US Population are FBI/CIA agents mayba working undercover .

3. if a man has survived a mishap with a lady. then he is entitled to a kiss, no matter if he meet the lady only that day.

4. The purpose of school system in USA is to promote basketball

5. aliens have a special interest in attacking US!! :P :D

Most'First Class'students get technical seats, some become Doctors and some Engineers.

* The'Second Class'pass, and then get MBA, become Administra tors and control the'First Class'.

* The'Third Class'pass, enter politics and
Become Ministers and control both.

* Last, but not the least,

The'Failures' join the underworld and
control all the above.

And those who do not attend any school, become Swamis and Gurus
and everyone goes to them. :P :D

Sir: Define Newton's law?
Santa: sir mujhe pura nhi ataa sirf last ka thoda ata
Sir: ok jitna aata utna hi bolo
S:"and this is called Newton's law

Papa k shadi k video dekh kr,
Beta-"Meri shadi me B aisi item Girls Nachwaenge."
PAPA:Kutte Kamin3,
Ye sab item Girls Nahi,
Teri Buawa H."

Stages of life

LADY: Panditji meri shaadi ko 5 saal ho
gaye, Par, Ek bhi baccha nahi hua!

Pandit: mein Badrinath me tumhare naam ka
Diya jala dunga.
...
10 saal baad

.
Pandit uske ghar aaya.

Ghar me 10 bacche the.

Pandit: Mubarak ho!
baccho ke papa kaha hai.?

LADY: Badrinath gaye hain, Diya bujhaane.. :P :P

Bahut DARD Hota He Jb Teacher Bolta He Ki Tumhara or Tumhare Aage Wale Ka Answer 1 Hi He
Tab Dil se Aawaz ati he
To Sale Sawal B To 1 Hi Tha

Sir- Padhai Karo, Warna Koi Tumhe Job Nahi Dega.
Student- Sir, Padhai To Wo Log Karte Hai Jinhe Job Chahiye..
Hum To Job Dene Waalo Me Se Hai..

A husband gifted his wife a diamond necklace
and she didnt  talk to him for a month!!
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Because that was the DEAL..

Cat walk ke baad Cat Exercise

WOMAN: Sir mein apne larke ka naam kya rakhoon ?
AJIT: Iska naam Peter rakh do!
WOMAN: Meera doosra larka bhi hai jo iskaa twin hai, Mein uskaa naam kya rakhon ?
AJIT: Us kaa naam Repeter rakh do!

Plz frwrd ths msg 2 all u care
Dont drink water widout boilng becos
Fishes swim without
wearing Huggies
Nw plz dnt say thanx
aftral i care u yar!

SAMAY jese REGULAR bano ROSE Jese FRESH Rho
FLOWER Jese SOFT Rho PATTHAR Jese STRONG Bano OR MERE Jese NICE Bno
Ye Mushkil To H But
TRY Kro.

Love means when we drink 1 Coconut water with 2 strows Friendship means v hv 1 Coconut & we use only 1 strow & say
Bhikhari,pura mat pee jana

Wanna be my chamak challo :P :D

In last 10 Minutes of Exam Paper
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Every Student gets
Super Natural Power..!! =P =D

Teacher says
Agar apna
character acha
karna chahte ho to
apni har teacher ko
maa samjho
Student
per miss is se hamary papa ka character kharab hoga.

WHY V Dnt study da whole year and spend sleeples nyt durng EXAMS
Bcz
Sahil k sukon se hame inkar nhi
pr
TUFANO se kashti nikalne ka maza he or hai.. :pp

Ye Sun k to Dimagh hi Ghoom gya 

Jb Meine Apni Dadi ko kaha Dadi koi purana gana hi suna do

To woh Boli

Smack That 

All on the Floor Smack That ;)

Today's Students

We go to school, to attend "CLASS" .
C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Sleep Silently.

At home, we have to "STUDY".
S.T.U.D.Y. = Sleep, TV, Unlimited-sms, Dost, Youtube.

In class, we're given "HOMEWORK."
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.

While doing homework, we refer to "TEXTBOOK".
TEXTBOOK = TEXTing + faceBOOK

Santa ladki dekhne gaya.
Ladki ke baap ne puchha: Beta, Sharab pite ho?
Santa: Sharab kabhi baad me piyunga, abhi to sirf chai chalegi.

Maine apni life mein bahut dhoke khaye hai.
for eg.
.
Apple,,, chiku,,, sabzi,,, etc etc..
.
sab dhoke hi khaye hai...
Aur aapne?...

Man: Hello 100
Police: Yes, what's ur emergency?
Man: Two girls r fighting for me
P: What is the problem wid it Sir?
Man: The ugly one is winning

Dhoom 3

Future version of balance recharge.

TID:0608215250114644.

Dear Customer:You have recharge Rs:300.

The deducation of VAT 25%

... 

soniA gandhi tax 15%

manmohan Income Support 10%

congress tax 20%

GST 17%

GOVT Support Fund 5%

study tax 6%

other tax 1.5%

New Balance :Rs:1.50

Breaking NeWs...................
Facebook will close...
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Whenever you click the X mark on the top right corner of the screen...o.O

FULL FORM OF DRINKS....
D:Delicious after 1 peg
R:Romantic after 2 peg
I:Interesting after 3 peg
K:King after 5peg
S:Satyanas after 6peg. :P :D

Saif Ali Khan at petrol Pump


Ohh No Kareena to lutt gayi Do Saif kaha se aa gaye ya fir ye ek hi hai

Boy To Girl : You Look Like A Barbie !

Girl : Thanks!
So You Mean
I m Tall And Beautiful ?

Boy : No,
Plastic And Without Brain...!! :-/ ;-) :-P :D (m)

world's most daring question

DARE TO ANSWER !!
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What's Your Facebook password ? :P

Boy: Hey girl watz ur name?

Girl: Baap ko dhakka maar

Boy: What?

Girl: I mean "PUSH PAA" hahahahahaha :P

Teacher:- What is the difference between Himani and Tsunami..?
Banta- Himani is Face wash and Tsunami is Desh Wash..

Lady 2 Dr-Inki Bimari thik karo,Ye raat me zor-zor se mera naam pukrte he
Dr-Aap to lucky ho
Lady-Ni ,kal inki bv mayke se lautne wali he.:p

TATA motors COMDEDY:
Sir-What will you call 2nd & 3rd editions of NANO car?M.D-Sodium nitrite & Sodium Nitrate.

If animals have Facebook, these are most likely to be their Status Updates:

Cockroach: Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle! :P

Cat: My 7th child is asking who is her dad..what shall I tell her??, I don’t even remember :D
...
Mosquito: I am HIV positive this is all due to wrong sucking !!! :/

Chicken: If tomorrow I am not updating my status, means I am being served at KFC. Love you all ?

Octopus: I have just refilled my ink..horray!! ^_^

Pig: Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu…WTF!! :X

Goat : Friends, don’t go out, Eid holiday is coming :'(

Pig writes a comment on Goat’s status: "Luckily I am haram" |4 likes (Y)|

Goat replies: "Don’t you remember that after Eid is the Chinese new year..?

Child- dad i too wants to become a doctor as you.
Dad-what qualification are there to you to become a doctor.
child-my hand writing

Ha_Ha_Ha
Usne Mujhe Raat Ko Kabaristan Me Akela Chhor Diya Dosto..
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Ye Keh Kar Ki..
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'Pyar Kiya to Darna Kya'

Dis mathematical pJ cn even mk u faint.
Agar tum 90 bar paap karoge to 45 bar pakde jaoge...Why?????
b'coz . . .
"Sin 90 = Cot 45"..!!:-P

Teacher was teaching Mahabharat a to 6th std students.. .
Teacher:- Kans heard Devaki's 8th son would kill him...So he put Devaki&Vasudev in prison. 1st child was born...Kan s killed him by poison. 2nd...Kans killed by sword....3 rd was born...
(At this point, a boy raised his hand for a doubt)

The teacher asked :- What?

The boy said :-If Kans knew that the 8th son would kill him......t hen why did he put Devaki&Vasudev in SAME jail??????

Teacher fainted!!! !!:p:p:p

fighting style-
1980-nukkad par mil tu!
1990-adde pe aa tu, batata hu!
2000-sport club pe mil, dekhta hu tujhe!
2011-ab aa tu facebOOK Per..

Teacher- 'Loffer' Aur 'Offer' Me Kya Antar Hai.?
?
Student- Simple Mam..
Ladka 'I Love U' Bole To Loffer
Aur
Ladki 'I Love U' Bole To Offer

Newly Married Couple-
Wife- Humari Shaadi Ko Purre 24 Ghante Ho Gaye Hai..
Husband- Aur Dekho Lagta Hai Jaise Kal Ki Hi Baat Ho.

Husband : My love Why are you looking so much pink

Wife: When your lovely words touch the bundle branches of the circulatio n system of my heart.

It starts beating faster, because, increased output transmitte d to adrenals which start secreting glucagon.

To increase blood glucose level and combat this emergency, also increase pituitary output to increase blood estrogen level, caused by vasodilati on and I LOOK PINK

MORAL: Never marry a DOCTOR She'll spoil your love
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Boy propoz 2 a girl-
Ye-Raat
Ye-subah
Ye-Hawa
Ye-ChanD
Ye-Ghatayen
Ye-Nadia
Ye-Kinare
Girl-Sale Pyar Kar Rha H Ya Environmental Study padha rha Ha

Faqeer- Ek Rupay De Do
Lady- Sharam Nai Aati, Itne Smart, Khubsurat, Handsome Ho K Bheek Mangte Ho
Faqeer- Acha Darling, Phir Ek Pappi Hi De De

Small Kids Love Story-
Uske Kadam Jidhal Jidhal Pale,
Maine Wo Jagah Chum Li,
Ol Wo Bewafa Meli Mummy Chhe Boli,
Aapta Betta Mitti Khata Hai

UNMARRIED PERSON'S THOUGHT-
'Tajmahal Banana Hai Par Mumtaz Milti Nahi'
&
MARRIED PERSON'S THOUGHT-
'Tajmahal Banana Hai Par Mumtaz Marti Nahi'

'Kacha Papad-Pakka Papad' To Koi B Bol Leta Hai
Kuch Naya Try Karo
Isse Fast Bol Ke Dikhao To Jaane,
'Shruti' Ni Putri 'Kruti'
Haso Nahi Bolo

Sir: Angrezo Ne CHAND par PANI
aur BARAF ki Khoj Kr Li Hai.
Batao isse Tumne Kya Sikha
Santa: Bas Hume Ab sirf DAARU
aur NAMKEEN Leke Jana hai..

PATNI-Maine Tumhe bina dekhe shadi ki. Can you belive That?
PATI-Aur meri himmat dekho Ki, Maine Tumko dekhne Ke baad B TumSe Shadi Ki.

Sonu-Tune Jis Ladki Ko Swiming Pool Me Dubne Se Bachaya Tha, Usne Fasi Lga K Sucide Kr Li
Monu-Arre Nai,Use To Maine Sukhane K Liye Tang Dia Tha

1 larki road pe khadi thi 1 larka bike pe jata hae.wapas aata hae aur usse puchta hai
pehchana kya
Girl nai
Boy kya yaar Abhi to samne se gaya tha.

'My LOVER Is My Life'
Ye Padh K 1 Wish Maango
Maang Li Na
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Ab Ye Wish Tabhi Puri Hogi Jab
Aap Ye Msg Apne
'PAPA' Ko Forward Karoge

Aftr Breakup BF-
Dil Me 1 Jajbat H Dabau Kaise
Ruswa Na Ho Jao Chupau Kese
Tanha Chor Gyi Ho Mujhe Jab Se
Kasam Se Kitna Khush Hu Batau Kese.