There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS...

1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.

2. RAM Girls: 
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off. 

3. SCREEN SAVER Girls: 
Just for looking. 

4. INTERNET Girls: 
Difficult to access. 

5. SERVER Girls: 
Always busy when needed. 

6. MULTIMEDIA Girls: 
Makes horrible things looks beautiful. 

7. VIRUS Girls : 
These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE' 
once enters in your system don't leave even after format.