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Thursday, 22 September 2011


Teacher asks johny : if dere wer 5 birds on a tree n u shot 1, hw many r left?

Johny: none, as others vil fly away

Teacher: d answer is 4 but i lyk d way u think
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Johny: i hv a questn madam, if 3 women r eating cone ice-cream. 1 eating, 1 biting n 1 sucking. whch 1 is married?

Teachr in sweat n nervousnes s: well, d 1 sucking d cone

johny: no, d 1 wd wedding ring on her finger. bt i lyk d way u think madam :) :)

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