Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation.

1. At movies: hey! Wt r u doing here?

Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't u know?
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2. In bus:A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt?

Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . y don u try again?:O

3. When i got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were u sleeping?

Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. U thought i was sleeping,u stupid fool?

4. when they c me with shorter hair: hey Have u had a haircut?

Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.!

5. When sm1 call on land-line n asks where r u?

Me: M in market with telephone around my neck