boy- pen hai?
Grl- nahi. Thodi der baad.
Boy- pen hai?
... Grl- nahi bola na.
Boy- pen hai pen?
Grl- nahi hai, aur abki bar pucha to to
hathode se sar phod dungi tera. Kuch der baad
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Boy- hathoda hai?
Grl-nahi.
Boy- to phir pen dena :):):D:P . :D:P

Exam me sir ne copy karne diya,
aur
kaha bahar ye mat kehna ke
maine copy karne diya tha.
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Naughty Student - Na ji hum
kahenge,
Sir bahut stirct the,
Harami the,
Kutte ne hilne bhi nahi diya,
Maar jaye sala...xP :D

Dabaang effect in school:

Dabaang effect in school: 
teacher: tumhare saare answer galat hai, marks kaise de??
student: kamaal karte ho sir ji, marks hi to maang rahe hai pyaar se de dijiye warna thappad maar ke bhi le sakte hai....
teacher: battamiz kya bakwas kar rahe ho??
student: battamiz se yaad aaya sir ji aapki beti kaisi hai?
teacher: gadhe, nikal ja class se...
student: chup chap number de dal takle, warna answer sheet me itne ched karenge ki confuse ho jaoge, ki sign kaha kare or zero kahan de......

Zameen par rehne wali janwer

Teacher: Zameen par rehne wali janwer bacche deti hai, Hawa mein urne wali andey deti hai! Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai??
Student:"Air Hostess!"

Examiner- Ye kon sa bird hai ?
Iski taang dekhkar btao,
Student- Nahi pata,
Examiner- Tum fail ho gye, Wt is ur name?
Student- Le meri taang dekh kar bata..:P

Santa nai sudhrega...:-P
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Santa Ko Thane Mein
Laya Gaya, Aur Police
Inpector Ke Aage Pesh
Kiya Gaya
Inspector: “ Tumne Is
Bechare Bikhari Ko Itna
Kyu Maara? ”
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Santa: “ Mene Isko Kitni
Baar Bola Ki Main Aisa
Waisa Aadmi Nahi Hoon,
Fir Bhi Saala mujhse Bolta Hai,
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Ek Baar De De Baba“''';) :-D

Beti:- Papa kaal aapake Gharse ek Member kaam ho jayega
Next day Santa ki Beti bhaag gayi
Santa :- Ladaki ne kaam to Galat kiya
Paar thi wo JYOTISH

1 baccha potty karane khule me gaya

Waha ek Pig baitha tha
Pig ko dhekh ke Baccha whase bina potty kie jane laga

PIG chillaya
Saadda Haqq Etthe Rakh

Ultimate Insult
Teacher to Student:-
Jo dusare ko apani baat na samjha sake wo gadha hota hai?

Student:- Sir kya matlab mai samjha nahi

RAMLAL :- Thakur Sahab Gabbar bahu ki Ijjat loot raha hai

Thakur :- Toh

Ramlal :- Kuch nahi Bahu puch rahi thi aap badla loge ya main paise le lu

old is gold
1 Amir Ladki ko Exam me Garib
Parivar
par Essay likhne ko kaha gaya.. ESSAY:
1 Garib parivar tha
Pita garib,
Maa garib,
Bache garib..
Ghar me 4 nokar thewo b garib. Car b tuti
hui
Scorpio thi.. Bacho k paas purane N95
mobile
the.. Ghar me keval 4 2nd hand AC
the.. Sara parivar badi muskil se Aish
kar raha
tha..:D:D

Banta ped pe chada to upr baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upr kyu aya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple sath laya hu.

Madam Ne Class Mein Bachho Se Kaha: “My Teacher Par 10Line Likho”
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Thodi Der Baad Pappu Ne Uthakar Poocha
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Pappu: “ Madam, Mast Maal Ko English Mein Kya Kehate Hai? “:-

1 Gaon me kisi buzurg ke mar jane
se School me chutti ho gayi,
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... School se aate waqt Bacchon ne
do Buzurgo ko dekha to ek bola :-
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Dekh,do chutti or ghoom rahi
h....:-):-)

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere laakhoon
rupaye fase huye hain

Unlukiest child was born.
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After six month,he called his mother's name,
Mother died.
Father: "Thank god, he didn't take my name."
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After one year,he called his grandfather's name,
Grandfather died.
Father:" Thanked god, he didn't take my name."
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After two year,he called his grandma's name",
Grandma died.
Father:" Thank god, he didn't take my name".
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After three year,he called his father's name.
Father was in great tension ,he thought.. he was going to die,
but nothing happen....
Father:"Hurray,i survived,i surrived,".
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But uncertainly,
his neighbour uncle died..
n father shockedddd.... :D :P

Jo samajha Like kare
Baki Pogo dhekhe

Mohabbat ke Raste main har waqt Dard milega..
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Wah Wah
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Main soch raha hi iss raste me hospital khol loon..
Mast chalega :)

A boy Found Aladin's Lamp,
He Asked Him To Increase All Girls Brain Ten Times More..!!
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He Laughed & Said:

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Multiplication Does Not Apply On Zero..!! 8-) 8-)

Height of memory loss...:p
A student open his lunch box at road side
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or coming back from school... :D

Height of English & patience :

Girl and boy on a chat :

Girl : Hey wassup :)

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Boy : Lux coziii baniyan with duke T-shirt nice na..?

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Girl : Acccha..!! Ha nice so kaise ho..??

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Boy : I'm absolutly awsomm yar

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Girl : Ohh "thank God" so any night plan..?

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Boy : No i have day/nght Net pack. but why..??

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Girl : kuch nahi Aise hi toh family mein kaun kaun hai

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Boy : I have 2 parents 1 sisters and 1 younger bro i didn't explain you he is
too naughty.

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Girl : Great so Are you studying na..?

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Boy : Ya He is younger so strong too :)

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Girl : Hey idiot you made me mad ??

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Boy : He he yup 3 idiots awsom film I like rajuu role's most & sorry maid rakhne ka decision only mums take

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Girl : Chup ho ja saale illiterate

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Boy : Tu chup ho ja sidhe keh de english nahin aati Chali hai chat krne
aur haan English literature le kar padha hu kya kr legi gawar si :P

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Moral : Ladki patane mein bhi education kaam aati hai toh padho aur akhir jab pdhega India tab hi to badhega..!! ;) x) :P :D \m/

School bus mein driver k peeche
betha
bacha khud se batain kar raha tha..
agar meri maa hathni aur baap
hathi hota
to main ek chota hathi hota ..
hahaha..
agar maa chirya aur baap chira
hota to
main 1 chira hota...
hahaha.
agar maa sherni aur baap sher
hota to
main chota sher hota...
Hahaha.
driver ko ghussa aa gaya:
aur bola agar teri maa kamini aur
baap kanjar hota
to tu kia hota ?
bacha:
phir main bus driver hota... :P:D

MORAL-
Moral Woral kuch nahi, bachcha thoda hoshiyar niklaa...

?==>JoKe Of ThE dAy<==
A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher
::
"kya chote bachoon k bhi bache hoote hain?"
::
Teacher nahi kabhi nahi
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::
boy said to girl: dekha tu bekar me dar rahi thi.....
Hahahahahaha

Naag bola Nagin se
mere gale me tere
pyar ka funda hai

Nagin boli naag se
Mera khayal chhorr de

Mera Boyfriend Anaconda hai

Wife:
Aaj mai towel me thi aur sasurji aa gaye

Husband
Phir tumane kya kiya?

Wife
Me to towel upar karake ghunghat bana liya

Every Indian Women is “RANI LAXMI BAI” in her Life.
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RANI: Before Marriage..!

LAXMI: After Marriage..!!

BAI: After Children..!!! ;) :D :P