old is gold
1 Amir Ladki ko Exam me Garib
Parivar
par Essay likhne ko kaha gaya.. ESSAY:
1 Garib parivar tha
Pita garib,
Maa garib,
Bache garib..
Ghar me 4 nokar thewo b garib. Car b tuti
hui
Scorpio thi.. Bacho k paas purane N95
mobile
the.. Ghar me keval 4 2nd hand AC
the.. Sara parivar badi muskil se Aish
kar raha
tha..:D:D

Love is DOCOMO,
do the new.

Marriage is IDEA
can change ur life.

Wife is HUTCH
where ever you
go she follows
But Friendship is Airtel
ek atut bandhan

Himesh Reshmiya Ka
Kutta Ghar Se
Bhag Gaya.
Dusre Kutto Ne Puchaa..
Tu q Bhaga?
.
. ..
.
Kutta:Sala Raat ko Gane
Ki Practice Woh
Krta Hai,
Subah Log Muje Marte
Hai. :-(

Ek Admi Raat Doston ki
mehfil se late ghar
gaya...
Next Day...
Friends ne pucha..
.
.
.
.
.
Wife ne kuch kaha to
nahi..??
.
.
.
Admi : Kuch khash nahi..
Yeh Do dant to mai
waise bhi nikalwanay
wala tha....:p:p

Daaru ki wajah se barbaad
Sharabi ne kasam khai
Aur Ghar se Daaru ki khaali bottles
fenkne laga
1st bottle fenk ke bola :- Teri
wajah se meri Naukari gayi
2nd fenk ke :- Teri wajah se mera
Ghar gaya
3rd fenk ke :- Teri wajah se meri
Biwi chali gayi
4th bottle uthayi to woh bhari hui
nikli
Sharabi bola :- "Tu side me ho ja
tu Bekasur hai" .... :p ;)

Mai yu hi pani ko gaur
se dekh raha tha yaro
.
.
itne mein ek machli
nikal k boli
.
kamine, ghar me maa
behan nahi hai kya...?.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.('.')>
<))
_/|_ ,,,, Lo ho gayi
bezzti ,,

I am the best I can prove it!!
I can put coffee in coffee cup
Can u put world in world cup??..
I can send my Number on your cell
Can u send your Cell on my Number??..
I can send my Address on ur mobile
Can u send ur mobile on my Address??..
Nahi
I can eat cream biscuit with cream
can u eat tiger biscuit with Tiger??

KAHA NA ONLY I AM THE BEST  :)

"

LOVE LETTER v/s EXAMPAPER
LOVE
Hazaro khayal,jinheshabdo me nhi likh pate.
EXAM
Hazaro shabd likhne padtehai jo khyalo me bhi nhiAate

"

Pathan Se Interview Me Pocha Gya:

K Agr 2 Mint K Liye Apko P.M Bana Dia Jaye To Ap Kia Kren Gy?

Pthan:Hum Maggi Noodles Banayga

Intrviwer:Why?

Pathn:2 Mint Me To Srf Maggi Bn Skta Hai

Intrvwer:Agr 5 Saal K Lye Bna Dia Jaye?

Pathan:Hum 5 Sal K Liye P.M Nhi Bnega

Intrvwer:Why

Pthan:Itna Maggi Kon Khayega? :p

"

HEIGHT OF ATTITUDE"-
Maa Bete Se-Uth Jaa Kmbakhat,
Dekh Suraj Kab Ka Nikal aya He.
.
.
.
Beta-To Kya Hua Mamma
Wo Sota v To Mujhse Pehle he

"

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Attitude of youth
"We r More Brilliant than Einstein and Newton..
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it's just dey Didn't Leave Anything
For us to invent

"

Is Jamane Me Mat Nikalo Nera Ja Naja Uski Gali se....
*
!
aE sathiyon !!!
*
!
Verna uski maa kahegi..... kameena marte-2 b ek chakkar laga k gaya

"

Jis tarf Deku Apka Hi Naam Likha H,

Jis tarf Deku Apka Hi Naam Likha H,

Upr Most Wanted Niche Chappl Chor aur 50paise
InaaM LIkha H..('_')

Ladki Ne Ghar Se Bhaag Ke Shaadi Ki..
.
.
5 Din Baad Wo Rote Huye Lauti..
.
.
Dad : Ab Kyu Aayi Ho ??
.
.
Ladki : Papa, Wo BMW Ka Driver Nikla,
iPhone Bhi China Waala Tha..!! :( ;) x)