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Tufaani bejjati.
Boy n girl on fb:
girl:- You never smile na??
boy:-How can you say this??
girl:- Your smiling pics are missing
here
boy:- ok then …do u bath daily??
girl:- ya ofcourse.. why are you
asking ??
boy:- no, I haven't seen any
pic…. :D :P xD

Maula ji ki shaadi nahi ho rahi thi wo mannat magne gaye.
waha unki maa kho gayi maula ji bole
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"""yaaa khuda kaisi Hai teri khudaii""""
apni to mili nahi aur abba ki bhi gawaii....;) :p

boy- pen hai?
Grl- nahi. Thodi der baad.
Boy- pen hai?
... Grl- nahi bola na.
Boy- pen hai pen?
Grl- nahi hai, aur abki bar pucha to to
hathode se sar phod dungi tera. Kuch der baad
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Boy- hathoda hai?
Grl-nahi.
Boy- to phir pen dena :):):D:P . :D:P

Exam me sir ne copy karne diya,
aur
kaha bahar ye mat kehna ke
maine copy karne diya tha.
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Naughty Student - Na ji hum
kahenge,
Sir bahut stirct the,
Harami the,
Kutte ne hilne bhi nahi diya,
Maar jaye sala...xP :D

Dabaang effect in school:

Dabaang effect in school: 
teacher: tumhare saare answer galat hai, marks kaise de??
student: kamaal karte ho sir ji, marks hi to maang rahe hai pyaar se de dijiye warna thappad maar ke bhi le sakte hai....
teacher: battamiz kya bakwas kar rahe ho??
student: battamiz se yaad aaya sir ji aapki beti kaisi hai?
teacher: gadhe, nikal ja class se...
student: chup chap number de dal takle, warna answer sheet me itne ched karenge ki confuse ho jaoge, ki sign kaha kare or zero kahan de......

Zameen par rehne wali janwer

Teacher: Zameen par rehne wali janwer bacche deti hai, Hawa mein urne wali andey deti hai! Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai??
Student:"Air Hostess!"

Examiner- Ye kon sa bird hai ?
Iski taang dekhkar btao,
Student- Nahi pata,
Examiner- Tum fail ho gye, Wt is ur name?
Student- Le meri taang dekh kar bata..:P

Santa nai sudhrega...:-P
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Santa Ko Thane Mein
Laya Gaya, Aur Police
Inpector Ke Aage Pesh
Kiya Gaya
Inspector: “ Tumne Is
Bechare Bikhari Ko Itna
Kyu Maara? ”
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Santa: “ Mene Isko Kitni
Baar Bola Ki Main Aisa
Waisa Aadmi Nahi Hoon,
Fir Bhi Saala mujhse Bolta Hai,
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Ek Baar De De Baba“''';) :-D

Beti:- Papa kaal aapake Gharse ek Member kaam ho jayega
Next day Santa ki Beti bhaag gayi
Santa :- Ladaki ne kaam to Galat kiya
Paar thi wo JYOTISH

1 baccha potty karane khule me gaya

Waha ek Pig baitha tha
Pig ko dhekh ke Baccha whase bina potty kie jane laga

PIG chillaya
Saadda Haqq Etthe Rakh

Ultimate Insult
Teacher to Student:-
Jo dusare ko apani baat na samjha sake wo gadha hota hai?

Student:- Sir kya matlab mai samjha nahi

RAMLAL :- Thakur Sahab Gabbar bahu ki Ijjat loot raha hai

Thakur :- Toh

Ramlal :- Kuch nahi Bahu puch rahi thi aap badla loge ya main paise le lu

old is gold
1 Amir Ladki ko Exam me Garib
Parivar
par Essay likhne ko kaha gaya.. ESSAY:
1 Garib parivar tha
Pita garib,
Maa garib,
Bache garib..
Ghar me 4 nokar thewo b garib. Car b tuti
hui
Scorpio thi.. Bacho k paas purane N95
mobile
the.. Ghar me keval 4 2nd hand AC
the.. Sara parivar badi muskil se Aish
kar raha
tha..:D:D