Biwi banate samay Bhagwan ne kaha-
Achi aur Smajhdaar biwi Duniya k har kone me milegi
AUR FIR
BHAGWAN NE DUNIYA GOL BANA DI
Ab Dhoond lo kona

2 Judwa Bachche...
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1st Hans ke Lot Pot ho raha tha...
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2nd Udaas tha...
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Dad: Tum itna kyun Hans rahe ho...
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Son: Mummy ne itni thand mein...
dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya.. 

dulha:molvi saab aapki fee?
molvi:biwi ki khubsurti k mutabiq de do..

dulha 10rs. dekr jane lga.
hawa se dulhan ka naqab udh gya..

molvi:miya baki paise to le lo......:D:D:D 

Gabbar - Are o Sambha kitane aadmi the?

Sambha- Pata nahi Sarkar mai to Ladkiya dekh raha tha

A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School.
Teacher : Whats Your Name ?

Boy : Ahmad
Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today.

Boy Went Home.
Mom Asked: How Was The Day Ahmad.
Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny.
Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up.

Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised.
Teacher :What Happend Johnny?

Boy : Ma'am, Just 4 Hours After I Became American,
I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis :P 

Lovers decided to commit Suicide...
boy jumped first..:(
Girl didnt jump:-/

From that day started the concept of
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Ladies First.. ;)

KID :- Why some of ur hair are
white dad ?

DAD : - Every time a son make his dad
unhappy ,
one of his father's hair turns white .....

... ... KID :- Now understand why
grandpa's hairs are all white...

Girl - which computer do u have?

Boy - I have a computer with intel core i7 processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram & nvidia gtx 560 graphics card B-) 

Boy - Which computer do YOU have???

Girl - A PINK ONE !!!! ...::D :D :D 

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyun ubaal rahe ho?

Santa: Suicide karne ke liye


Banta: Toh phir ubalne kyu, kya zaroorat hai?

Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye!

Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.
Pathan jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha,
Aur likha tha maine bewaqoof banaya tumko.
Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya,
“Main toh aaya hi nahi tha”

AAP aur PEPSI may 3 cheezain same hain.
1. Sab ko pasand ho,
2. Dono sweet ho Aur,
3. Dono me dimaag ki jagah dhakkan laga hai.

Teacher:Agar tum apni ammi ko MUM kahoge to
apni ammi se badi aur chhoti khala ko kya kahoge.
Sardar:Teacher Badi wali ko ~maxiMUM~
aur Chhoti wali ko ~miniMUM~.

Sardar apna mobile
Qabristan main dfna rha tha
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Major Rohail:
Sardar G Ye kya kr rhe ho?
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Sardar:
Yaar dukan wale ne kha hai k
Mobile "DEAD" ho gya hai

Girl To Her Boy Friend :
Darling, Do You Know,
Handsome n Smart Boys Always
Get Stupid Girl Friends ... !!!

Boy :
Thankx For The Compliment , Darling ...