Agr Mobile India Mai Bana Hota To Us Mai Ye Templates Hote: 1.Kutey Call Kr
2.Cigrete Lete Hue Aiyo
3.Yar Kisi Lakdi Ka No. Dede
4.Recharge Karade Kamine
5.Kuttey ! Kahan Mra Pada Hai
6.Gate P Aja Jaldi
7.Yar Meri Bandi Naraz Ho Gai Hai...

BEFORE MARRIAGE
Gf- Jaanu chaand kaha hai ?
Bf- Jaan , ek tum aur ek wo upar aasman me.
AFTER MARRIAGE
Gf- Jaanu chaand kaha hai ?
Bf- abe tera bheja fir gya hai kya, wo upar kya tera baap torch lekar khada hai.

teri dunia me koi gum na ho,
teri khushiya kabhi kam na ho,
bhagwan tujhe aisi item de,
jo agnipath ki chikni chameli se kam na ho!

A kanjoos boy fell in love wid kanjoos girl
Girl: jab dad so jayenge to main gali me sikka fek dungi, tum turantandr aa jana...
Lekin boy sikka fekne k 1 ghante baad aaya.
Girl: itni der q lga di?
Boy: wo main sikka dhund rha tha.
Girl- pagal wo to dhaaga baand k feka tha, wapas khich liya :):)

Full form of GIRL
G: Gossip mein sabse aage
I: Innocent sirf shakal se 
R: Rone ki automatic machine 
L: Ladaayi mein sabki maa.


Full Form Of. Boys?
B -Badmashiyo Me Sab Se Aage
O - Ullo0 Ki Tarah Raat Me Jage
Y - Yaari Nibhate Jaan Laga Ke
S - Shareef Sirf Maa Baap Ke Aage.

Pappu ki hui master se ladai…….
Master ne ki pappu ki pitai……….
Pappu ka garam hua khoon……….
Gaya kabristan or master ki,
photo taang ke likh diya…..
COMING SOON

Lady 2 bhikari-Maine tumhe kahin dekha he ?

Bhikari- Kya madam ! Kal hi to facebook pe
chatting

ki thi or aapne meri photo pe comment dia tha
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LOOKING SO SWEET :D

Bipasha Ko Ladka Hua Bilkul Kala. John Ne Kaha:Tu gori, Main Gora ladka kaise kala? Bipasha replied: Tu hot, Main hot. Jal Gaya Sala.

Husband was singing in toilet:
"Kudiyan nu thag le,
Kudiyan nu thag le"...
Wife Shouted:
"Kaminey Pehle thik
se haag le!"

Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health...
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Santa: Sir i play football, cricket, tennis daily...
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Doctor: how long do you play?
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Santa: until the battery in my mobile goes down!!!

Wife: Pori Dunya Me Chirag LeKar B DhundoGe To Mere Jesi Biwi Nai Milegi.
Husband: Tumhe KisNe Kaha K Dusri Bar B Tumhare Jesi He Dhundunga?

M-eri
A-atma
T-umhe
H-umesha
S-atayegi
-
Daro Mat Yar
Ye to Bas
*MATHS*
Ka fuLL Form H
Aj Hi Pata Chala
socha Bata Du.

Mai kabhi batlata nahi,
'Bar' me daily jata hu mein Maa
Yu to me dikhlata nhi,
'Daru' pee ke roz aata hu me maa
Tujhe sab hai pataaaa,
... hai na maa
Meri maa..
'Theke' par yu na chhodo mujhe,
Ghar lout ke bhi aa na paau maa
'Scotch' me itna peeta nahi,
... 'Beer' me seham jata hu me maa.
Chehre pe aane deta nahi,
Lekin kbhi bhi ludak jata hu me
maa..
Tujhe sab hai pataaaa, hai na
maa?

From the movie : "Bewde zameen
Par"

Din mein chain nahi, raat mein nind nahi, jee na lage kahi,
aey khuda kya ye pyar hain....?
Khuda:"Nahi beta,
Sabhi board exams walo ka yahi haal hain"