Girl is falling asleep in class.!!

Teacher : wake up

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Girl : huh

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Teacher: go on the board and write the last thing I just said

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Girl : yes sir

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Girl goes up on the board and write " go on the board and write the last thing I just said" :P :D \m/

Latest News !!!
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Rajnikant killed 8 terrorist in Pakistan.....!!
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"Via bluethooth" :P ;D :))

A Doctor and an Engineer love the same girl.

The Doctor gives the girl rose everyday . . .

while the Engineer gives an apple to the girl everyday . . .
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Doctor confused and ask the engineer : WHy ?

Engineer : An apple a day, keeps the Doctor away ! :D

Miss: Aaj tum late kion aye ho? School 7am,
start hota hay,
itni dair kion ki?
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Kid: Miss ap meri itni fikar mat kia karain,
log shak karty hain... ;) :D

? "Kids Love Letter" ?

Dear Pinky,

Love letter Bhejne ka karan hai ki mujhe tu boht pasand hai

Tu bhi hamesha meri taraf dekhti rehti hai, Isliye mujhe laga ki me bhi tujhe pasand hun..tu MATHS paper me meri help karna.

Aur Tu red ribon mat lagaya kar ,kyuki tere piche wali ladki us par ink lagati hai, isliye mujhe boht gussa ata hai

Wo mere pados me rehti hai,ink ka badla lene k liye me uske ghar ki bell baja kar bhag jata hun

Aur Tu fair & lovly lagaya kar, aur gori dekhegi. Tere pas wali Guddi na tujhse bhi gori hai lekin mujhe tu pasand hai ,kyuki wo mere pen churati hai

Letter pe agar gussa aye to mujhe wapis de dena, lekin sir ko mat dena.

Tumhara Cheeku :P:D

Bandar Ki Beti-Papa Mujhe Bhi Shaadi Karni Hai.

Bandar-Beti Sabra Karo,
Dulha Abhi Status Padh Raha Hai,
Padh Ke Muskraye To Samjho Rista Pakka..!

National Sister - Mayawati

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National Statue - Mayawati

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National GirlFriend - Deepika Padukone

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National Tension - Salman Khan Marriage

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National Child - Parthiv Patel

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National Salesman : Sharukh Khan

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National Dehshat : Sequel Of Ra One

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National Food : Kasam

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National Soft Spoken : Dolly Bindra

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National Struggler : Abhishek Bacchhan

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National Khel : Ludo

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National JUdge : Archana Puran Singh

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National Wait : 100th Ton Of Sachin

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National Robot : Manmohan Singh

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National Expression : L O L =P \m/ :D

I was in a taxi when the taxi driver said :

"I love this job.

I'm my own Boss and Nobody tells me what to do."

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Then i replied him :
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TAKE RIGHT FROM ABOVE..!! ;) x) :P :D

Really Girls are very smart... :-P

Girl- Apple ka Rate kya hai?

Applewala- 100 Rs ke 10

Girl- kuch kam karo na plz..
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Applwala-Acha aap 80 ke 8 lelo.. .
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Girl-Thank.. ye hui na Baat.! Dedo...! :-D

Fees maafi ke liye application:-

To,
The Principal,
High school,

Sir,
Baat ye hui ki mere dad ne mujhe fees k liye Rs.500 diye the.
100 ki film dekhe,
200 ka girlfriend ka recharge karva diya,
200 science wali mam pr shart haar gya.
Main samajta tha ke unka sirf Maths wale sir ke sath chakkar hai,
par unka to aapke sath bhi chakkar nikla..........,!!!
Ab aapke pass 2 hi raste hain meri fees maaf ya aapka pardaafaashhh....!!
Thanx

Principle: Late Q Hue
Boy: Bike Khrab Ho Gai Thi
Prciple: Bus Me Nhi Aa Skte The
Boy: Maine Kaha Tha SIR
Pr Apki Beti k Nakhre Khtm Ho Tab Na...

Happy Republic Day

Boy- "I am in love with u ,the minute I saw u !"
Will u marry me?
Girl- Aaee hindi bolo humka tumhar bhasha nahi aawat hai........
Boy- Kuch nahi didi Barsat ho rahi hai............

Wife: Jab tum DESI pite ho mujhe PARO kehete ho, jab Whisky pite ho toh DARLING kehete ho. Aaj kya piya hai jo CHUDEL keh rahe ho.
Husband: Aaj main hosh main hu.