A NEW YEAR
A New Challenge
A New Goal
A New Optimism
A New Aproach
A New Mission
A New Resolution
Wishng U a very
"Happy New year"

Teacher Smoking effects Lungs
 Drinking effects Liver
 Love effects Heart
 but what is the most Dangerous One
Tintu Studying It effects Brain 

is rishte ko yun hi banae rahkhna...
dil me yaadon k chirag jalae rakhna...
bahut pyara safar raha 2011 ka
apna sath 2012 me bhi banaye rakhna

Happy New Year to All My friends

KHUDA KRE AAP KO NAYA SAAL RAAS AA JAYE 
JISE AAP CHAHTE HO VO AAPKE PASS AA JAYE 
IS SAAL KUWARE NA RHE AAP
AAP KA RISHTA LEKAR AAPKI SAAS AA JAYE

Lyf Style:- Agr koi tumhe patthar mare..To tumhra farz h k Tum us pr phool phenko.....
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wo bhi........
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gamle ke saath.
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Sir phod do saale ka.

Ultimate Bezzati :D Son of a powerful politician was boasting in a
party: Do you know who my father is? Another guy: Shame on you. You are a grown up
guy and still you don't know who your father is. :-

New Theory
Argument wins the person, but loses the relation.
So don't argue with ur friends jst..............................
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Slap them & say, kam bol kamine (talk less idiot)..................:P:P

Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge...Think...
"GADHE YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"

Santa Singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Banta Singh: Post office.

A NEW YEAR A New Challenge A New Goal A New Optimism A New Aproach A New Mission A New Resolution Wishng U a very "Happy New year"

Dost beer pee rahe the,ki table pe rakha mobile baja.
boy:hello
gf:janu i m in market kya mai 50000 rs ka gold set le lu?
boy :ha janu lelo
gf: silk suit bhi, jo 5500rs ki hai?
boy:1 nahi ,2,4 lelo
gf: :Ook dear tumhara credit card mere pass hai, usi se le rahi hu
boy:ha theek hai
sare dost:tu pagal hai ya tuje chad gayi hai ya tu hume batana chahta hai k tu gf ko kitna chahta he.
boy: wo sab chodo pehle ye batao k ye mobile kiska hai

her ek frnd kamina hota hai... :D

It's the sweetest thing to do.
Do it the bed, on a sofa,
in the bathroom or anywhere!
U must never stop doing it.
It's called Prayer! God bless u