What would happen if women ruled the world?
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There would be no wars.
Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other... :D

I Told My Dad That I Want a Blackberry Or an Apple..
He Replied-
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Aam Ka Season Hai Beta.. Aam Kha, Aam

I'm desperately trying to find out who r these 4 people so interested in my life.. ?
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Parents keep sayin"Chaar LOG dekenge toh kya bolenge"

Shaadi me ek SMART ladka ek ladki se: Aap dance karogi..?
Ladki sharma ke boli: Yes ...
Ladka pyaar se:
Toh fir aapki kursi main le jaaun??.

Zindagi Ki Race Me Agar Sab Se First Aana Chahte Ho To..
Uska Ek Hi Secret Hai..
Kisi Ko Batana Mat Plz,
Akele Bhago

Patni- Tumhe Kuch Yaad Bhi Rehta Hai..
..Aaj Humari 'WEDDING ANNIVERSARY' Hai
Pati- Oh, Mai To Bhul Hi Gaya Tha..
..Aao 2 Minute Ka Maun Rakhe

Nokia Connecting people

Wikipedia I know evrythng
Google I have evrythng
Facebook I know evrybody
Internet Without me U all were nthng
Electricity BAS BAS AWAAZZ NEECHEY

Height of insult-
Professor to a student in classroom- hey  wake up ur neighbnur
Student- tune sulaya hai to tu hi utha de...
Student rocks..

Bhaut Samay phale ki baat hai
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Isiliye yaad nahi hai

Jungle me sapera been liye baitha tha
wah wah
Jungle me sapera been liye baitha tha
Saap aur b kamina tha,
Wo earphone lagaye baitha tha.. :-P :D

Baap- Tumne Apni Mummy Se Unchi Aawaz Me Baat Ki.?
Beta- Mujhe Pata Hai Ki
Apko Jalan Ho Rahi Hai..
..Kyo Ki Aap Aisa Nahi Kar Sakte

Santa Kangal Hone Par Biwi Se Bola-
'Tum Bacho Ko Nani Ke Yaha Bhej Do
Tum Apni Maa Ke Pass Chali Jao
Mera Kya Hai,
Mai Sasural Chala Jaunga'

ek Ladki ka dil sahi mayno me kab toot'ta hai
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Jab vo apne jaise Print ka suit Mohalle ki 2ri Ladki ko pehne dekhti hai...