Santa Banta Ki Khub Pitai Huyi.
Par Q?.
Qki.
Dono B'Day Party Me Muft Ka Khana Khate Pakde Gye aur.
Kehne Lage:Hum Ladki Walo k Taraf Se Hai

Wife: aap Bahut Mote Ho gaye ho,
santa: Tum b To kitni Moti Ho gai Ho,
wife: mai to maa Banne wali hu,
Santa: Mai b to Baap banne wala hu.

Santa Se Puchha Ki-?Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban na Pasand?Karoge?
Santa-? A Cockroach?.
Why?.
Bcoz Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai.

Girls r 70%beauty Girls r 75%sweet Girls r 85%naughty Girls r 90%cute Girls r 100%lovely totally 70+75+85+90+100=Girls are pakka 420 Be care full.

I asked my heart-
Wat is d diff b/w lOve & friendship?
Heart replied,
my work is to supply blood-
Dont ask me out of syllabus..

10 gals under a small umbrella
But nobody gets wet...
HOW?...
cuz it was a SUNNY DAY!
Moral-dont think like A scientist

Obama 2 anna
How poor india is
anna: Beta tumhara pura desh jitna OIL khata he na utana to shanivar ko hm SHANIDEV ko chada dete hai

Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Bhagat- Hey Bhagwan promotion karwa dena 51 rupees ka bhog aapke charanon mein rakh raha hoon
God: Pagal hai marwayega kya? Anna dekh raha hai

santa grlfrnd ko ghar le gya
sab darwaze,khirkiyan ,band kar di
light off kr k
uske pas aya or bola:
Dekho meri watch m light jalti hai??

Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo
"Muh Me Pani Aana".
Santa: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,
Mere Muh Mai Pani Aa Gaya.

Message from mobile operators
in year 2020!
Dear customer,
Your wife can become a mother
without your struggle Just sms
"CHILD" to 54826

Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation.

1. At movies: hey! Wt r u doing here?

Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't u know?
...
2. In bus:A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt?

Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . y don u try again?:O

3. When i got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were u sleeping?

Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. U thought i was sleeping,u stupid fool?

4. when they c me with shorter hair: hey Have u had a haircut?

Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.!

5. When sm1 call on land-line n asks where r u?

Me: M in market with telephone around my neck

Riste tod deti hai GF
Insan ko Tanha kar deti hai GF
Na Aane Dena Dil ke paas kabhi inko
Qki dil se dhadkano ko juda kar deti hai GF
GF bole to Galat Fehmi