Fakeerni:

Babuji 1 Rupya de de 3 din se bhuki hu,

Babuji:

3 din se bhuki hain to 1 Rupye ka kiya karegi?

Fakeerni:

weight dekhungi kitna kam hua:

RANJHA HEER sE:MaIn TuMhArE PyAr MaIn RuSwA HoGaYa, BArBaAd HoGaYa...!!!
HEER:Haan ToH MaiN KaUnsA DoCtoR yA EnGiNeEr BaNgAyI KaMiNeY

The First BEER of every Man's life was not bought by his own MONEY...
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Some Idiot would have said, "Pee Sale, kuch nahi hoga.." ;) xD

 LarKi kO deKh K aRz kiA...

TeRi sMilE mE kIa cHAmAk hAi...

TeRi sMilE mE kIa cHAmAk hAi...

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LarKi sMile kR k bOli bHaiYa mErE toOtHpAsTe mEin nAmaK hAi.... :D :p

Corruption has spread to every corner of INDIA.
Even the Computer says…
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Some Files are Corrupted..

Full Form of Banks
HSBC- Hum Sabase Bade Chor.
HDFC- Har Dum Fakir Chand.
IDBI- Itna Dhan Bina Income.
SBI- Sare Bhikari Idhar.
PNB- Paisa Nahi Hi Bhai.

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Ye Dosti ka ped hai
Ise Sambhal kar rakhana
Kahin ye sukh Na Jaye
Isliye Apane Computer/Mobile me
pani daal ke rakhana
Haso mat Pani Dalo :-))

BREAKING NEWS:
Two suicide bombing attack in hell...
50 devils were killed..
Oevr 200 devils injured....

Prime suspect:
Osama bin laden

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Rajnikant Updates status via his
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Santa Ki Patni - Raat Ko Mobile Charging Me kyo laga rahe ho, Blast Ho skta he..
Santa - Tu tension na le, maine Battery Nikal Di Hai.

Santa apni biwi ko maar raha tha..
ek admi ne pucha kyu maar rahe ho ??

Santa : Docter ne kaha hai, isko dawai koot ke deni hai.

Boy sent d 1 expensive bird dat could speak 40 languags as bday gift 2 his GF.
Nxt day he askd abt d gift.
BF:hwz d bird?
GF:Very Tasty.

New 1 by gals:
Bread ke liye jaise sauce hota h vaise hr boy frnd jaruri hota h.
koi phne mein hmare balnc dalwaye._
koi naya naya phne dilaye.
ek tujhe branded kpde dilaye or ek tujhe dominoz mein piza khilaye.
koi luks main hero to koi ghost hota hai per har boyfrnd jaruri hota hai.
koi darlng koi dear koi sweetheart.
jaanu vanu,baby shaby every1 hrami
 sb yaad krke tym pas bada mast hota hai pr har boyfrnd jaruri hota hai.
Har boyfrnd jaruri hai..

Boy-Cinema chale
Girl-waha tum muje touch kroge ?
Boy-No
G-Mera hath pkdoge
B-No,
G-Mujhe kis karoge,
B-No
G-To apni behen k sath chale jao