Banta ped pe chada to upr baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upr kyu aya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple sath laya hu.

Madam Ne Class Mein Bachho Se Kaha: “My Teacher Par 10Line Likho”
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Thodi Der Baad Pappu Ne Uthakar Poocha
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Pappu: “ Madam, Mast Maal Ko English Mein Kya Kehate Hai? “:-

1 Gaon me kisi buzurg ke mar jane
se School me chutti ho gayi,
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... School se aate waqt Bacchon ne
do Buzurgo ko dekha to ek bola :-
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Dekh,do chutti or ghoom rahi
h....:-):-)

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere laakhoon
rupaye fase huye hain

Unlukiest child was born.
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After six month,he called his mother's name,
Mother died.
Father: "Thank god, he didn't take my name."
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After one year,he called his grandfather's name,
Grandfather died.
Father:" Thanked god, he didn't take my name."
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After two year,he called his grandma's name",
Grandma died.
Father:" Thank god, he didn't take my name".
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After three year,he called his father's name.
Father was in great tension ,he thought.. he was going to die,
but nothing happen....
Father:"Hurray,i survived,i surrived,".
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But uncertainly,
his neighbour uncle died..
n father shockedddd.... :D :P

Jo samajha Like kare
Baki Pogo dhekhe

Mohabbat ke Raste main har waqt Dard milega..
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Wah Wah
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Main soch raha hi iss raste me hospital khol loon..
Mast chalega :)

A boy Found Aladin's Lamp,
He Asked Him To Increase All Girls Brain Ten Times More..!!
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He Laughed & Said:

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Multiplication Does Not Apply On Zero..!! 8-) 8-)

Height of memory loss...:p
A student open his lunch box at road side
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or coming back from school... :D

Height of English & patience :

Girl and boy on a chat :

Girl : Hey wassup :)

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Boy : Lux coziii baniyan with duke T-shirt nice na..?

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Girl : Acccha..!! Ha nice so kaise ho..??

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Boy : I'm absolutly awsomm yar

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Girl : Ohh "thank God" so any night plan..?

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Boy : No i have day/nght Net pack. but why..??

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Girl : kuch nahi Aise hi toh family mein kaun kaun hai

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Boy : I have 2 parents 1 sisters and 1 younger bro i didn't explain you he is
too naughty.

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Girl : Great so Are you studying na..?

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Boy : Ya He is younger so strong too :)

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Girl : Hey idiot you made me mad ??

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Boy : He he yup 3 idiots awsom film I like rajuu role's most & sorry maid rakhne ka decision only mums take

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Girl : Chup ho ja saale illiterate

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Boy : Tu chup ho ja sidhe keh de english nahin aati Chali hai chat krne
aur haan English literature le kar padha hu kya kr legi gawar si :P

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Moral : Ladki patane mein bhi education kaam aati hai toh padho aur akhir jab pdhega India tab hi to badhega..!! ;) x) :P :D \m/

School bus mein driver k peeche
betha
bacha khud se batain kar raha tha..
agar meri maa hathni aur baap
hathi hota
to main ek chota hathi hota ..
hahaha..
agar maa chirya aur baap chira
hota to
main 1 chira hota...
hahaha.
agar maa sherni aur baap sher
hota to
main chota sher hota...
Hahaha.
driver ko ghussa aa gaya:
aur bola agar teri maa kamini aur
baap kanjar hota
to tu kia hota ?
bacha:
phir main bus driver hota... :P:D

MORAL-
Moral Woral kuch nahi, bachcha thoda hoshiyar niklaa...

?==>JoKe Of ThE dAy<==
A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher
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"kya chote bachoon k bhi bache hoote hain?"
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Teacher nahi kabhi nahi
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boy said to girl: dekha tu bekar me dar rahi thi.....
Hahahahahaha

Naag bola Nagin se
mere gale me tere
pyar ka funda hai

Nagin boli naag se
Mera khayal chhorr de

Mera Boyfriend Anaconda hai

Wife:
Aaj mai towel me thi aur sasurji aa gaye

Husband
Phir tumane kya kiya?

Wife
Me to towel upar karake ghunghat bana liya

Every Indian Women is “RANI LAXMI BAI” in her Life.
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RANI: Before Marriage..!

LAXMI: After Marriage..!!

BAI: After Children..!!! ;) :D :P