Baap : Sharab, Cigarete, Larkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari Dushman Hain. . . .
Beta : Jo Shakhs Apne Dushman Se dar k Bhag jaiey Wo Mard Nahi Hota Abba;

Ek ladka Pee Ke ghar lauta,,,

Dad se bachne k liye badi c book lekar padhne laga

Dad-Pi Ke Aaya hai???

Son-Nhi To

Dad-Kaminey! fir suitcase khol ke kya bak bak kr rha hai :D

Tip of happy life:

Kisi se koi cheez maango to aise maango jaise tmhare Baap ki hai... B-)

Or

Na mile t0 soch lena...

K

Kon sa tmhare Baap ki thi =D

Maa:Aaj school say itni jaldi aagay? Son:Machar maara to teacher nay chuti day di. Maa:Aisa kiyo? Son:Machar teacher kay gaal par betha tha

Dr:Jab aapko pata tha chipkali aapke kanme ghusi to aap chup Q the.
Santa: 1st cockroch gaya tha to mujhe laga k chipkali use pakadne gai he..

1 pagal khali paper ko bar bar choom raha tha. 2pagal:Ye kya hai? 1Pagal: Love letter hay 2pagal:Magar ye to khali hay 1Pagal: Aaj kal bol chal band hai

Doctor to petient : Ab to tum theek ho gaye ho fir kyo chinta karte ho 
Petient : sir jis gadi se mera accident hua tha uspe likha tha 'FIR MILENGE'

2 CHUHE Bike pe ghum rhe the.
Tabi SHER ne lift mangi.
To 1 CHUHA khada hokar bola-"soch le teri Maa fir kahegi ki Gundo k sath ghumne laga hai ajkal."

Hr Ladki K Chehre pr Naqab Hota He
Naqab Aashiq K liye Azab Hota He
Mt Mrna Naqab Wali Ldki pr Dost
Khubsurt Packing me Maal Aksr Khrab Hota he...

Parvati - prabhu trishul kha gaya ?

Bholenath - rajanikant le gaya..

Parvati - q ?

Bholenath - meggi khane...

A Girl Got Pregnant !!
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Boy : How Did That Happen ??
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Girl : Remember That Night,
When You Had A Sexual Dream
About Me?
My Bluetooth Was ON !!
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"Welcome To 5G Technology" ;)

JAI SHRI KRISHNA
Krishna ke kadmo pe kadam milaye chalo,
Ab murali nahi to citi bajate chalo,
Radha to ghar wale dhund dilayenge hi,
Magar tab tak gopiyan pataye chalo!!!
< Jai Shri Krishna>

Pappu: Sister mujhe 1 Bottle blood dedo
Nurse: Blood Group bolo
Pappu: Koi bhi chalega
Nurse: Kaise chalega!
Pappu: Girlfrnd ko love letter likhna hai

Height of Thinking

Two frnds Santa nd Banta failed in 10th study again n again.. ..
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Santa : lets suicide oohhhh!.
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Banta : No Waaaaays !
If v suicide thn in next life again we have to study from 'Pre Nursery'
:P :D