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Wednesday, 4 January 2012


Perfect Generation Gap !
Aamir Khan: Papa kehte hai bada naam karega…
Imran Khan: Daddy Mujhse Bola tu galti hai meri!!

Tuesday, 3 January 2012

Dum maro Dum



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Rajinikanth’s Theory of light funda



Throw a beam of torch light on your mirror with refractive index 100 at an angle of 17.63 degrees. The reflected beam hits the ceiling and then further hits the wall before striking the cigar. The reflected light, due to high air friction and friction at the wall gets converted into heat which in turn gets converted into firein 0.001256 micro seconds. This gets converted into fire and you can smoke the cigar with light ( delight ).


Basanti : Bhag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.
Dhanno : Tujhe apni padi hai meri soch jiske peeche GABBAR ke 10 ghode pade hai.

After finishing MBBS, Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
He checked his first patient`s eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finally what did he say?
`The battery is OK`.
2 Machchr bate kr rhe the
1St Me Dr Banunga
2nd Me Engineer Banuga
Itane me Aunty Ne Mortin jla di
Machr Bole Sali Ne Pura Career Khrab Kr Diya

Monday, 2 January 2012


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Teacher-Kya tum Bata sakate Ho ki janwaron ki Ankhe Tej hoti hai
Isaka Praman kya hai
Chikku-Kisi Bhi Janwar ko aaj tak Chasma lagte nahi dhekh


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Sunday, 1 January 2012


A NEW YEAR
A New Challenge
A New Goal
A New Optimism
A New Aproach
A New Mission
A New Resolution
Wishng U a very
"Happy New year"
Teacher Smoking effects Lungs
 Drinking effects Liver
 Love effects Heart
 but what is the most Dangerous One
Tintu Studying It effects Brain 

is rishte ko yun hi banae rahkhna...
dil me yaadon k chirag jalae rakhna...
bahut pyara safar raha 2011 ka
apna sath 2012 me bhi banaye rakhna