Newly Married Couple-
Wife- Humari Shaadi Ko Purre 24 Ghante Ho Gaye Hai..
Husband- Aur Dekho Lagta Hai Jaise Kal Ki Hi Baat Ho.

Husband : My love Why are you looking so much pink

Wife: When your lovely words touch the bundle branches of the circulatio n system of my heart.

It starts beating faster, because, increased output transmitte d to adrenals which start secreting glucagon.

To increase blood glucose level and combat this emergency, also increase pituitary output to increase blood estrogen level, caused by vasodilati on and I LOOK PINK

MORAL: Never marry a DOCTOR She'll spoil your love
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Boy propoz 2 a girl-
Ye-Raat
Ye-subah
Ye-Hawa
Ye-ChanD
Ye-Ghatayen
Ye-Nadia
Ye-Kinare
Girl-Sale Pyar Kar Rha H Ya Environmental Study padha rha Ha

Faqeer- Ek Rupay De Do
Lady- Sharam Nai Aati, Itne Smart, Khubsurat, Handsome Ho K Bheek Mangte Ho
Faqeer- Acha Darling, Phir Ek Pappi Hi De De

Small Kids Love Story-
Uske Kadam Jidhal Jidhal Pale,
Maine Wo Jagah Chum Li,
Ol Wo Bewafa Meli Mummy Chhe Boli,
Aapta Betta Mitti Khata Hai

UNMARRIED PERSON'S THOUGHT-
'Tajmahal Banana Hai Par Mumtaz Milti Nahi'
&
MARRIED PERSON'S THOUGHT-
'Tajmahal Banana Hai Par Mumtaz Marti Nahi'

'Kacha Papad-Pakka Papad' To Koi B Bol Leta Hai
Kuch Naya Try Karo
Isse Fast Bol Ke Dikhao To Jaane,
'Shruti' Ni Putri 'Kruti'
Haso Nahi Bolo

Sir: Angrezo Ne CHAND par PANI
aur BARAF ki Khoj Kr Li Hai.
Batao isse Tumne Kya Sikha
Santa: Bas Hume Ab sirf DAARU
aur NAMKEEN Leke Jana hai..

PATNI-Maine Tumhe bina dekhe shadi ki. Can you belive That?
PATI-Aur meri himmat dekho Ki, Maine Tumko dekhne Ke baad B TumSe Shadi Ki.

Sonu-Tune Jis Ladki Ko Swiming Pool Me Dubne Se Bachaya Tha, Usne Fasi Lga K Sucide Kr Li
Monu-Arre Nai,Use To Maine Sukhane K Liye Tang Dia Tha

1 larki road pe khadi thi 1 larka bike pe jata hae.wapas aata hae aur usse puchta hai
pehchana kya
Girl nai
Boy kya yaar Abhi to samne se gaya tha.

'My LOVER Is My Life'
Ye Padh K 1 Wish Maango
Maang Li Na
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Ab Ye Wish Tabhi Puri Hogi Jab
Aap Ye Msg Apne
'PAPA' Ko Forward Karoge

Aftr Breakup BF-
Dil Me 1 Jajbat H Dabau Kaise
Ruswa Na Ho Jao Chupau Kese
Tanha Chor Gyi Ho Mujhe Jab Se
Kasam Se Kitna Khush Hu Batau Kese.